Episode 2-12


 * The Joke Fence - The Hager Brothers
 * I crossed a bridge before I got to it. What'd you get? A very bad dentist.

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Kenny Price
 * Linda Martell

Skits and Songs

 * Doc Campbell
 * Lulu's overweight
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw Gang
 * "Company's Comin'"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Grandpa wrecked his truck


 * KORN News
 * Kenny Price
 * "Northeast Arkansas Mississippi County Bootlegger"
 * Salute!
 * Drumright, Oklahoma, population 4190
 * The Culhanes
 * Current fashions
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Playin' checkers last night
 * The Hagers
 * "Something"
 * The Joke Fence - Roy
 * She was only a florist's daughter, but she was usually potted.


 * Roy Clark
 * "Orange Blossom Special"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Good hens
 * The Moonshiners
 * Rabbit dog
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Oh you looked so pretty I just had to squeeze ya And say you were purty in your gingham dress Then you tripped over a bucket of hogslop And come up a-lookin' a heck of a mess
 * Linda Martell
 * "Bad Case of the Blues"
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * Brother Alford's new business


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * I think it was Euclid, or possibly Copernicus, who said, "Never make a mountain out of a mole hill. Try paper mache; it's a lot lighter."
 * The Kornfield County Concert Band Junior, Gordie, Grandpa, Archie, Riddle and Phelps, Roy, Stringbeanj
 * "Worried Man Blues"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Junior's losing his mind
 * The Moonshiners
 * Elmer Wilkes last words
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Grandpa looks poorly
 * Don Rich and the Buckaroos
 * "Guitar Pickin' Man"


 * Riddle and Phelps and Roy
 * "Yankee Doodle" and "Dixie"
 * KORN News
 * Grandpa and Ramona
 * "Oh! Susanna"
 * Doc Campbell
 * I swallowed a moonshine still
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well, the cupboard's empty as a last-year's bird's nest, 'cuz I forgot to go to the store
 * The Moonshiners
 * Jeannine should date Archie
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Elmer Mewes once told me something that, that he learned from an ancient Serbo-Croat and he gave me a very rough translation. It goes like this, "If you're there before it's over, you're on time.
 * Buck Owens and Buddy Alan
 * "Wake Up Little Susie"


 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Your father was cheap; he wouldn't spend a nickel A miserable man, and stingy to boot He never would spend a cent of his money His pockets will outlast the rest of his suit
 * Kenny Price
 * "Biloxi"
 * Salute!
 * Clay City, Illinois, population 1144
 * The Moonshiners
 * It's windy today
 * The Joke Fence - Roy
 * I crossed a cow with a mule. What'd you get? Milk with a powerful kick!
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Roy Clark
 * "Home Sweet Home"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "From All of Us"