Episode 13-03

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Jeannie C. Riley
 * Big Al Downing
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Buck! I must be Roy! It's time for Hee Haw. Oh Boy! With country music And jokes to boot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Package for Johann Sebastian Bach
 * Big Al Downing
 * "Bring It On Home"


 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob was gallant
 * The Joke Fence - Diana
 * I crossed a white leghorn with a waitress. What'd you get? A chicken that lays tables.
 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Run Him to the Round House Nellie"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Here comes Miss Nancy
 * The Gossip Girls - Gunilla, Lulu, Mackenzie, Misty
 * My manicurist loves her dentist madly Ever since he said to her, "Please rinse" And even though they finally got married They're still fighting tooth and nail ever since
 * Salute!
 * Bone, Idaho, home of the Stanger family, population 11
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Lisa Red Riding Hood


 * Jeannie C. Riley
 * "Are You on the Road to Lovin' Me Again?"
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Quakers
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Take pictures wearing bikinis
 * Hee Haw Salutes Great Birthdays in American History
 * John Rutledge
 * The Moonshiners
 * The economy
 * Roy Clark
 * "I Want to Be Loved but Only by You"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Riddle and Phelps
 * Grandpa and Ramona Jones
 * "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
 * The Naggers
 * No man is perfect
 * Doc Campbell
 * Smart pills
 * KORN News
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band


 * Big Al Downing
 * "Beer Drinking People"
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * George only has a week to live
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Grandpa has to go to Nashville
 * Salute!
 * Ivor Ward's family's hometown, Stamps, Arkansas, population 2,448
 * Real Incredible
 * Lamar Latex (Gailard) the Balloon Man
 * Knock-Knock
 * Gary


 * Buck Owens, Kenny Price, Roy Clark
 * "Kaw-Liga"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * I know why they call you Big Al
 * The Weather Girl
 * Spain bullfighting season
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Money can't buy happiness
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Criminal lawyer
 * Jeannie C. Riley
 * "I Have"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"