Episode 13-02

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Loretta Lynn
 * Conway Twitty
 * Dian Hart
 * The Million Dollar Band

Skits and Songs

 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob wants to go to the dance
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Susie's romantic marriage
 * The Moonshiners
 * Feel your liquor?
 * The Naggers
 * Momma's lost her teeth
 * Loretta Lynn
 * "Secret Love"


 * The Joke Fence - Lulu
 * I crossed a homing pigeon with a parrot. What'd you get? A bird that ask directions if it gets lost
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "The Kansas City Song"
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Kissin' Booth
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Learning to juggle tennis balls
 * Doc Campbell
 * Stand by the window and stick out your tongue
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Reprobates


 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Pinocchio
 * Conway Twitty
 * "Tight Fittin' Jeans"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Slim's big date
 * Salute!
 * The Hee Haw Theater in Branson, Missouri, population a thousand seats
 * Dian Hart
 * "You Don't Know Me"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Roy Clark, Roy Acuff, Ramona Jones, Jana Jae, Tommy Williams
 * KORN News
 * Salute!
 * Dian Hart's hometown, Chatsworth, California, population 68,000
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Misty's box
 * John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
 * Football
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band


 * Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
 * "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man"
 * Knock-Knock
 * Omar
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Night clerk Maynard
 * Real Incredible
 * Calvin Packer (Jimmie Riddle) - Chicken caller
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Rich Little called for a date
 * Dian Hart
 * "9 to 5"


 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Kenny Price, Loretta Lynn
 * Darlin' tonight I'm just drinkin' water And who do I hear singin' our song? Nobody but the coal miner's daughter Loretta said our breakup was all wrong
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Ida Lee poisoned Lavern's coffee
 * The Weather Girl
 * Switzerland Saturday night
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Stan's bunion fitting tool
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * "Born to Lose" medley


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"