Episode 12-01

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Kenny Rogers
 * Ethel Merman
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms"
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Crap game
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * The most beautiful girl in the world
 * The Moonshiners
 * Feeding Buford garlic
 * Kenny Rogers
 * "Love the World Away"


 * The Weather Girl
 * At the beach
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Hagers
 * "It Must Be Love"
 * Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
 * Acme unbreakable china
 * The Naggers
 * Food is cold
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Odell Smith's dairy farm
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band


 * Grandpa Jones and Ramona
 * "Applejack"
 * Salute!
 * Ethel Merman's hometown New York City, population twelve-and-a-half million
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Checker game
 * Knock-Knock
 * Rollo
 * Interview with John Henry Faulk
 * Congressman Guffaw
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * "Your Cheatin' Heart", "Lonesome Whistle", "Cold, Cold Heart", "I'm So Lonesome I Could Die", "Why Don't You Love Me", "Jambalaya", "I Saw the Light"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Hot credit card
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Pitchfork
 * Doc Campbell
 * Peeping Toms
 * Junior the Bas Pro
 * Ethel Merman
 * "Doin' What Comes Naturally"
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * Obituaries
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Fruit of the Loom stamp
 * Roy Clark
 * "It's a Sin to Tell a Lie"


 * The Gossip Girls
 * Marianne had one nice reputation Couldn't ever date a rovin' rambler That's why she married Kenny Rogers And now he's known all over as "the gambler"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Mr. Chicken
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Ethel Merman
 * After I bought you diamonds and ermine You wouldn't give my lovin' a try You ain't got rhythm like Ethel Merman She's got a beat that money can't buy
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Roast turkey
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Salute!
 * Bill Fowler's hometown, Lillie, Louisiana, population 104
 * Buck Owens, Kenny Price, Roy Clark
 * "Why Don't You Love Me"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"