Episode 3-17

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Bobby Goldsboro
 * Susan Raye

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Wait for the Wagon"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Don't give me nothin' for a bad cold
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * How well I remember my dear old Aunt Cynthia Sternwheeler. She used to drink a tiny portion of brown liquid from a bottle that she kept hidden under the sink every afternoon about three o'clock.  Now I don't know what was in the bottle, but she said it sure helped her get through her ironing.
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Fair for a fella to kiss and tell?
 * Salute!
 * East Berlin, Connecticut, population 2,000
 * Bobby Goldsboro
 * "I'm a Drifter"


 * Roy Clark
 * "Love Story"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Vegetables are growing out of my body
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Barbi'd like to try on that dress in the window
 * The Moonshiners
 * Sunrise
 * KORN News
 * Samples Sales
 * Modern furniture
 * Susan Raye
 * "Cajun Train"


 * "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, and Roy
 * A magician's life I thought was the life for me No problems in that career could I see But practicin' my craft, I sawed my wife in half And the police arrested me for bigamy
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Hire Minnie to do my worrying for me
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Girdles
 * The Joke Fence - Gunilla
 * Did you hear about the couple who were celebrating their thirtieth wedding anniversary? No, what happened? He gave her a thirty-two piece dinner set, teeth!
 * The Hagers
 * "Love Won't Let Me Go"
 * Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
 * "Peeping Tom"


 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Boiled ham, sliced good an' thick And hoecake cooked done right quick And squash and onions cooked together And coffee that's good in any kind of weather
 * Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, and Bobby Thompson
 * "Old Joe Clark"
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * We don't expect to see Uncle Ralph for a while
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * You got so mad when we went to the formal That dress that you wore was sure to shock them You came in the room and got mad when I told you It's a very low neckline or a very high hem
 * The Culhanes
 * Junior was attacked by the neighbor's dog
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Georgia Pineywoods"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Football player
 * Pauline and Pierre
 * Love song
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Life is like a football. [Hands Samuel a football] When you get it down to the ten-yard line, and it looks as though you're going to score, nine times out of ten it'll blow up in your face. [Explosion] So long, sports fans.
 * KORN News
 * Archie Campbell
 * "Scarlet Ribbons"


 * Bobby Goldsboro
 * "Muddy Mississippi Line"
 * Salute!
 * Blossom, Texas, population 816
 * The Joke Fence - Barbi
 * I crossed a long-haired bunny rabbit with a hippopotamus. What'd you get? A hippie hoppety hippo.
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Doc Campbell
 * Plain words
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Free speech
 * Buck Owens and Susan Raye
 * "Togetherness"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Man who thought he was a rabbit


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"