Episode 12-03

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Norm Crosby
 * Janie Fricke
 * Buck White and the Down Home Folks
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Rocky Top"
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Roy Clark and the Possumtrot Hollow puppets
 * "The Hee Haw Farm"
 * Buck White and the Down Home Folks
 * "San Antonio Rose"
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * Lulu's new diet
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Working for the government
 * Interview with John Henry Faulk
 * You can fool some of the people
 * The Naggers
 * What's a zebra?
 * Janie Fricke
 * "Pass Me By"


 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Norm Crosby
 * Once you came home, stompin' and stormin' Said you never heard such mispronounced words Guy's name was Crosby, his first name was Norman His pigeon English is sure for the birds
 * Knock-Knock
 * Roland
 * Doc Campbell
 * Only wind
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Overstimulating the economy
 * Salute!
 * Norm Crosby's hometown, Dorchester, Massachusetts, population 85,049½
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Burnt meat
 * Roy Clark
 * Instrumental


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Reward for lost cows
 * The Weather Girl
 * Polluted air in Little Rock
 * The Gossip Girls (Lulu, Misty, Gunilla, Marianne )
 * Junior said he drinks to drown his problems His troubles make him weep and wail and fret But now he's got the biggest problem ever He forgot what he keeps drinking to forget
 * KORN News
 * Buck White and the Down Home Folks
 * "Comin' for to Carry Home"


 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * When you're out of slits...
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Candy display
 * Buck Owens
 * "Sexy Movies"
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Bo Derek
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Ticks
 * Salute!
 * Buck White's hometown, Wichita Falls, Texas, population 1,100,000


 * Buck Owens, Kenny Price, Norm Crosby, Roy Clark
 * "Too Old to Cut the Mustard"
 * Bass Pro Junior
 * Fine for fishing
 * The Joke Fence
 * Did you hear about the goat that ate a case of batteries? No, what happened? His horns began to blow!
 * The Moonshiners
 * Ramona's poultry
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Fishing with Billy Bob
 * Janie Fricke
 * "Clap Your Hands"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"