Episode 12-16

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Bill Anderson
 * Wayne Massey and Mary Gordon Murray
 * Curly Putnam
 * Buddy Alan
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * The Clark Clan
 * "Old Joe Clark"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * What do you give a man who has everything
 * John Henry Faulk Interview
 * Pentagon computer broke down
 * Mary Gordon Murray and Wayne Massey
 * "Don't Fall in Love with a Dreamer"


 * The Gossip Girls - Misty, Lulu, Gunilla, Marianne
 * Archie's conversation is so boring Like the Mississippi runs today It covers quite a bit of territory But always in a very shallow way
 * The Weather Girl
 * Florida bathing beauty washed ashore
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Buddy Alan
 * "You're the One (in a Million)"
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * If I was to marry Billy Bob...


 * The Joke Fence - Lisa
 * I crossed The Lone Ranger with Cincinatti. What'd you get? Ohio Silver!
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Georgia Peach"
 * Salute!
 * Wayne Massey's hometown, Glendale, California, population 137,000
 * The Moonshiners
 * I just ate a worm
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Couldn't find a place to park
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Maynard's correspondence course
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Got home at three
 * Bill Anderson
 * "I Want That Feelin' Again"
 * Knock-Knock - Cathy and the donkey
 * Willoughby


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Salute!
 * Mary Gordon Murray's hometown, Fair Lawn, New Jersey, population 39,000
 * KORN News
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Parking lot sale
 * Knock-Knock - Buck
 * Aldo
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?
 * Curly Putnam
 * "My Elusive Dreams", "Green, Green Grass of Home", "He Stopped Loving Her Today"


 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Gordie Tapp, Bill Anderson
 * You blew my mind; sometimes you were comic You were explosive, but you were fun Your loving act was an atomic Caught you with Whispering Bill Anderson
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Classic boo-boos
 * Goober's Service Station
 * City Slicker Candid Photo Service
 * Roy Clark and the Nashville Edition
 * "The World Needs a Melody"
 * Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
 * Aspirin
 * Salute!
 * Curly Putnam's hometown, Putnam Mountain, Alabama, population too small to count
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band


 * Mary Gordon Murray, Wayne Massey, and Bill Anderson
 * "Happiness"
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Bed and board
 * Doc Campbell
 * Nearsighted nephew
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * The picture show
 * Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
 * "Won't It Be Wonderful There"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"