Episode 13-12

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Johnny Rodriguez
 * Helen Cornelius
 * Hank Cochran
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Roy! I'm Buck! It's time for Hee Haw. Yuk, yuk! With country fun To make you hoot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Beating up mother-in-law
 * The Moonshiners
 * Insomnia
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Gunnila Goldilocks and the Three Pigs
 * Johnny Rodriguez
 * "Trying Not to Love You"


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * KORN News
 * Knock-Knock
 * Weedo
 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Archie, Grandpa, Gordie, Roy
 * In the battle to live his own life, ol' Roy ain't a-winnin' His wife run his career from the very beginnin' She insisted the poor old feller become a fortune teller Yeah, but I just can't see any future in it


 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Deacon
 * Salute!
 * Gary Hall's hometown, French Camp, California, population 2,700
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Wrestling
 * Doc Campbell
 * Gordie's bill
 * Hee Haw Salutes Great Birthdays in American History
 * John Dickinson
 * Hank Cochran and Roy Clark
 * "I Fall to Pieces", "A Little Bitty Tear", "Funny Way of Laughin'", "That's All That Matters", "Don't Touch Me", "Don't You Ever Get Tired of Hurting Me", "Make the World Go Away"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Grandpa Jones and the Hee Haw Pickers
 * "Don't You Cry, Melinda"
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * New boyfriend, the Count
 * The Naggers
 * Mother can't see faults
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob had an accident


 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Young Widow Brown"
 * Salute!
 * Hank Cochran's hometown, Greenville, Mississippi, population 55,000
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Best way to hold a man
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Maynard needs a night job
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Stan's card shuffler
 * Helen Cornelius
 * "Something I Never Got Over"


 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Roy's shaving mug
 * Johnny Rodriguez
 * "I Want You Tonight"
 * Salute!
 * Betty Kaye's hometown, Sacramento, California
 * The Gossip Girls - Mackenzie, Lulu, Misty, Gunilla
 * We've been criticized because we gossip Because of all the secrets we keep leaking Some of them are just too good to keep, though And the rest of them, well they're just not worth keeping
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Lavern's lodge prize
 * The Joke Fence - Nancy
 * I crossed a kangaroo with a dog. What'd you get? A pooch with a pouch


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"