Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me

Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me is a recurring skit in Hee Haw.

Summary
Four moonshiners, typically Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, and Archie Campbell, sing about their troubles with women, beginning with the verse:


 * Gloom, despair, and agony on me Deep, dark depression, excessive misery If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all Gloom, despair, and agony on me