Episode 1-13

Welcome to Hee Haw starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

Skits and Songs

 * Kornfield Jokes
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * No one ever said that you was a beauty Your figure was like a flat river boat How well I recall the first time I kissed you The hair on your chin, it tickled my throat
 * Buck Owens
 * "Gonna Roll Out the Red Carpet"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Holdin' up pigs
 * The Hee Haw Amateur Minute
 * Inflato the Terrific, balloon artist
 * The Joke Fence - Archie Campbell
 * I crossed a parrot with a pound of coffee What'd you get? I don't know, but it keeps me up all night talkin'.
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Instead of worrying all about the long hair the kids are wearin', why don't we worry more about the disappearance of the American bald eagle?


 * Salute!
 * Yazoo City, Mississippi, population 11,236
 * The Culhanes
 * Rubber tire storm
 * Grandpa Jones
 * "Make Me a Pallett"
 * The Hambone Brothers
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Archie's uncle died
 * The Hagers
 * "Gotta Get to Oklahoma"
 * KORN News
 * The Moonshiners
 * Run over Grandpa's hog
 * The Hee Haw Players
 * Romeo and Juliet
 * Noble Barrett
 * Chainsaw impression
 * Tammy Wynette
 * "The Ways to Love a Man"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Granpa's hair's falling out


 * The Joke Fence - Gordie Tapp
 * I crossed a watermelon patch with a wheelbarrow. What'd you get? A load of buckshot.
 * The Moonshiners
 * Grandpa's boy in the Army
 * Roy Clark
 * "Overdue Blues"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Which way's Gilley's Hotel?
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Well you kept that stinkin' old goat in our bedroom "I can't stand the smell," I'd yell and I'd shout "Then open the winder," is all you would answer But I knew my chickens would all fly out
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Red hot peppers in navy beans And the best sorghum molasses that you ever seen Catfish stew with a larapin taste Home fried taters with tomater paste Yum yum!
 * Noble Barrett
 * Hen impression


 * The Culhanes
 * Banana tree
 * The Hee Haw Amateur Minute
 * Tap dancing trio
 * Merle Haggard
 * "Okie from Muskogee"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * The hardest job a small child faces today is learning good manners without seeing it.
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Moonshiners
 * So dry
 * Grandpa Jones
 * Uncle Earl's farm
 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Joke Fence - Junior Samples
 * I crossed a caterpillar with a bread truck. What'd you get? A butterfly that won't take riders.


 * KORN News
 * Tammy Wynette
 * "The 12th of Never"
 * Junior Samples
 * Unusual bait
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Life is a lot like a road; a road goes someplace and life, well, well a road is sort of a... life ain't nothin' like a road.
 * The Hambone Brothers with Roy
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * Willie caught a wildcat
 * The Hee Haw Players
 * Richard III
 * Salute!
 * Muleshoe, Texas, population 3871
 * Buck Owens
 * "Big in Vegas"
 * Doc Campbell
 * It hurts when I do this
 * The Moonshiners
 * Pa wasn't himself
 * Noble Barrett
 * Cow impression