Episode 1-01

Welcome to Hee Haw starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * A man who falls in love with a beautiful woman is lucky A man who falls in love with a rooster is an insane man.
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * I'm so lonely darlin', I'll always remember You took my best friend and away you did go I wish you'd come back 'cause my heart is broken You shouldn't have done it 'cause I miss him so
 * The Culhanes
 * The dread plague of locusts
 * Buck Owens
 * "Johnny B. Goode"


 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * You can lead a horse to water, but nothin' smells worse than a wet horse.
 * The Moonshiners
 * Eatin' with a knife
 * Loretta Lynn
 * "Your Squaw Is on the Warpath"
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * I had six young'uns and you had eleven Then we had six more, just bloomin' like flowers I wish you'd come back and help me my darlin' 'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours
 * The Moonshiners
 * Lizard shoes
 * Grandpa Jones
 * "The Banjo Am the Instrument for Me"
 * The Culhanes
 * Astrology
 * The Joke Fence - Archie Campbell
 * I crossed a sheep with a kangaroo What'd you get? I got me some woolly jumpers
 * Charley Pride
 * "I Can't Help It"
 * Minnie Pearl
 * My brother


 * KORN News
 * Roy Clark
 * "Sally Was a Good Old Girl"
 * The Joke Fence - Cathy Baker
 * I crossed a horse with a black widow spider What'd you get? I don't know, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the doctor.
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * Who made the sun shine?
 * The Moonshiners
 * Feel like flying again
 * The Hagers
 * "The Gamblin' Man"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * The only difference between a dumb man and a smart man is the smart man is smarter than the dumb man.
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Remember you found me a-sobbin' and cryin' Our dog bit your momma out runnin' around You said she was sick and you thought she was dyin' I said "Now, don't worry, we can buy a new hound"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Joke Fence - Gordie Tapp
 * I crossed an electric blanket with a toaster. What'd you get? I got a machine that pops you out of bed.
 * The Culhanes
 * Annual telephone call
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Archie's great uncle died
 * Buck Owens
 * "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * It seems to me if all the politicians in this country spent more time mindin' the store, we wouldn't have to spend as much time brushin' our teeth.
 * Grandpa Jones
 * The old aunt
 * The Joke Fence
 * I crossed a tiger with a parrot. What'd you get? I don't know what I got, but when he talks, you'd better listen.
 * KORN News
 * The Hambone Brothers
 * Charley Pride
 * "Kaw-Liga"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Kissin' a pig
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Ben Colder
 * "Hello Wall"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Tied to the railroad track
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * What did Paul Revere say
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Turtle stew with onions and crackers, wild greens, stewed auger holes, and bread puddin' Yum yum!
 * KORN News