Episode 4-06

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Kenny Price
 * Penny DeHaven
 * Dizzy Dean

Skits and Songs

 * Doc Campbell
 * What's wrong with the next patient?
 * The Moonshiners
 * Marriage is a gamble
 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Mountain Dew"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Misty's marriage is like the Garden of Eden
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Misty's references
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, George Lindsey
 * One night you cooked me a delicious dinner For hours we ate, then I fell asleep A burning inside my stomach exploded I can't believe that I ate that whole thing
 * Dizzy Dean
 * "Night Train to Memphis"


 * The Joke Fence - Riddle and Phelps
 * Slide whistle
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Cockroaches
 * Kenny Price
 * "Super Sideman"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * The man who worships money is a fool; the man who worships nature is happy; the man who worships dresses is a sissy.
 * Salute!
 * Melvin, Illinois, population 551
 * Doc Campbell
 * Dangerous operation
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * Seen a man that was really lit up
 * The Hagers
 * "Never Been to Spain"


 * Penny DeHaven
 * "Down in the Boondocks"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Dizzy dislikes umpires
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Oh, a rattler caught a possum and we got him in a pan And might near covered up with good yeller yams And green peas, corn, and taters round And a pitcher of cold milk to wash it down Yum, yum!
 * KORN News
 * Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, and Bobby Thompson
 * "Goin' down the Country"


 * Pauline and Pierre
 * Pauline's mother
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Barbie'd like to deal
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Under the Influence of Love"
 * Samples Sales
 * No credit necessary
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * How Ascerica was dismovered
 * Grandpa Jones
 * "Make Me a Pallet"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Joke Fence - Anne Randall
 * Didja hear the one about the kangaroo who ran away from home? No, what happened? He left his mother holdin' the bag!
 * Salute!
 * Etowah, Arkansas, population 200
 * The Moonshiners
 * Where Junior takes his bath
 * Roy Clark
 * "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"


 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
 * Balancin' my budget, I really dread it Penny-wise, pound-foolish, some fella said it It's impossible for me to live within my means It's all I can do to live within my credit
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Could I have a light, please [hands Samuel a stick of dynamite]
 * My, that's a strange looking cigar. [light it, then sniffs it] It smells Cuban. [explosion] Yep, definitely Cuban.
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Under Your Spell Again"
 * Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
 * Diet delight
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Dizzy checks out - "Night Train to Memphis"
 * Kenny Price
 * "Sheriff of Boone County"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"