Episode 4-17

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Loretta Lynn
 * Conway Twitty
 * Johnny Bench

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Love Makes the World Go 'Round"
 * The Joke Fence - Misty
 * Didja hear the one about the smart young thing? No, what happened? She wouldn't let a fool kiss her, or a kiss fool her.
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Gunilla's neighbor's radio's too loud
 * Weeping Willie
 * Wife threw my overalls out the window
 * The Moonshiners
 * My wife just ran off with the best friend I ever had
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Loretta Lynn
 * "Rated 'X'"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Archie needs a stamp for his alimony check


 * The Quilting Bee
 * Fire insurance
 * Johnny Bench
 * "You Don't Mess Around with Jim"
 * Justus O'Peace
 * George fighting with his wife
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * If we all would take a lesson from the vegetable world, there would never be another war. I personally have never known a carrot to commit an unfriendly act.  I find that hard to swallow.
 * Doc Campbell
 * Pain strikes the body at the weakest point
 * Roy Clark
 * "The Pilgrim: Chapter 33"


 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * Big Tiny's getting fat cutting down smoking cigarettes
 * Conway Twitty
 * "She Needs Someone to Hold Her"
 * Salute!
 * Loretta Lynn's hometown, Hurricane Mills, Tennessee, population me
 * Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
 * "Requiem for an Old Salt"
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * One night I came home and you met me crying I said "What is wrong?" You started to bawl And said if I cared, I never would put them Travel ad posters all over these walls
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Alone with You"
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * The fifth day kept after school


 * Doc Campbell
 * Tourniquet
 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Samples Sales
 * Academy Award Theatre
 * Johnny Bench
 * "When You're Hot, You're Hot"
 * The Moonshiners
 * How long girls should be courted
 * Ask Buck?
 * Does Beauregard have papers?
 * "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
 * Now when I threatened to leave my wife, it was just a bluff But her response I thought was a little rough She said it wouldn't grieve her if I decided to leave her As long as I would leave her enough
 * Pauline and Pierre
 * When are you gonna learn to cook?
 * The Hagers
 * "Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues"


 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * And now I'd like to do my interpretation of a potted goose [sucking sound] Yum, yum!
 * Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
 * "Never Ending Song of Love"
 * KORN News
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * New restaurant
 * The Naggers
 * Young men before Lavern
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Swinging Doors"


 * Doc Campbell
 * Mr. Jones' still fell over on him
 * Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
 * Good French toast
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, Bobby Thompson
 * "Ida Red"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"