Episode 4-03

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Mel Tillis
 * Sherry Bryce

Skits and Songs

 * Doc Campbell
 * Baby swallowed a bottle of ink
 * Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Waterloo"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Cleanliness is next to godliness
 * Pauline and Pierre
 * Apples don't grow on trees, you know
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * KORN News
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * When I look at you I get melancholy You make me feel like a bump on a log You're not for me, oh I mean it my dolly A head like a melon and a face like a dog
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Biggest plantation in the South
 * Grandpa Jones
 * "Mountain Dew"


 * Mel Tillis
 * "I Talked About You All over Town"
 * Samples Sales
 * A real car deal
 * "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
 * Me an' my wife been fussin' nigh onto ten years And who comes out on top, it's pretty clear As you have prob'ly heard, I always have the last word As long as those last words are "Yes, dear"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * You're how old?
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * If every man knew enough to come in out of the rain, people would soon forget how to operate an umbrella. I would then reopen my umbrella school in Lansing, Michigan.
 * Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
 * World's quickest sandwich
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Row with the missus
 * Buck Owens
 * "Hello, Trouble"


 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Make your own bed
 * Salute!
 * Jerome, Arizona, population 50
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Roast beef's a-cookin' with gravy hot An' juicy turnips are simmerin' in the pot An' homemade bread that'll take yer eye An' pipin' hot coffee to go with yer pie Yum, yum!
 * The Joke Fence - Barbi
 * I crossed a lemon with a kitten. What'd you get? A sourpuss.
 * Doc Campbell
 * Butterflies in my stomach
 * Sherry Bryce
 * "One More Time"


 * Anne Randall and Barbi Benton
 * "The Old Grey Mare"
 * Weeping Willie
 * My wife can't come to the phone
 * Buck Owens
 * "Pick Me Up On Your Way Down"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Could you tell me what time it is?
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Archie treats his wife miserably
 * Doc Campbell
 * Water on the knee
 * The Hagers
 * "Alberta Bound"


 * Gunilla Hutton
 * "You Can Say the Prettiest Things Sometimes"
 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Joke Fence - The Hambone Brothers
 * Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Gladys is a good housekeeper
 * Roy Clark
 * "Darby's Castle"


 * Salute!
 * Bond, Mississippi, population 86
 * Sherry Bryce and Mel Tillis
 * "Living and Learning"
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Doc Campbell
 * Misty, you've to give up your smoking


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"