Episode 13-13

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Ernest Tubb
 * Billie Jo Spears
 * Cheryl Handy
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Buck! I must be Roy! It's time for Hee Haw. Oh boy! With country music And jokes to boot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Love Makes the World Go Round"
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Misty's lost
 * Doc Campbell
 * Charging a man with a split personality
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * The Dixie sisters looking for husbands
 * Billie Jo Spears
 * "Standing Tall"


 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob broke his leg
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Little Red Hiding Rood
 * Salute!
 * Ernie Pyle, Indiana, population 821
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Sniff this perfume
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Dog bit Archie's mother-in-law


 * Cheryl Handy
 * "Sing with Me Darling"
 * The Naggers
 * Letter from Mama
 * The Weather Girl
 * Tokyo Samurai tournament typhoon
 * Justus O'Peace
 * George's tee-totaling companions
 * The Moonshiners
 * Drinking from a jug
 * John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
 * Marconi's wireless radio
 * Roy Clark, Kenny Price, Buck Trent, and the Hee Haw Chorus Line
 * Instrumental


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Ernest Tubb
 * "Jealous Loving Heart"
 * KORN News
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * Misty's stew is terrible
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Your beauty was like winds freshly blowin' And it hasn't changed in all these years But your lovin' dear is fading not growing I'm heading for a life full of tears


 * The Joke Fence - Lisa
 * Didja hear about the girl who gave her love to a football player? No, what happened? She got it half-back.
 * Roy Clark
 * "There's a New Moon over My Shoulder"
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Good listeners
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Knock-Knock
 * Kelly
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well we robbed the bees and there's biscuits and honey Fried chicken and gravy that you can't buy with money Cole slaw, butter beans, and a bowl of corn And a hot sassafras tea, sure as you're born Yum, yum!
 * Billie Jo Spears
 * "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad"


 * "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Grandpa, Archie, Gordie, Kenny
 * Oh Kenny's been known to enjoy a drink and then some But about what happened last night, he can only hint some According to the way he thunk, one drink made him drunk As far as I can remember, that one drink was the tenth one
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Salute!
 * St. Alban's, Vermont, population 8,082
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Rapunzel
 * Hee Haw Dictionary
 * Rat cheer
 * Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
 * "Gathering Flowers for the Master's Bouquet"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"