Episode 4-14

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * Paul Richey

Skits and Songs

 * Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "The Lawrence Welk - Hee Haw Counter-Revolution Polka"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Marriage can be very tricky
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Gunilla's purchase wouldn't launder
 * The Moonshiners
 * Insomnia
 * Doc Campbell
 * Minnie can't afford her operation
 * The Joke Fence - Riddle and Phelps
 * Eefing
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * "Show Me"


 * The Joke Fence - Gordie
 * I crossed a vegetable with a funny story. What'd you get? An arti-joke.
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Do you have luggage?
 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
 * It's not that my marriage license was too much expense But there must have been some mix-up or accidents The license that they issued me must've been for some poodle or collie 'Cause I've been leadin' a dog's life ever since
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * If a gorilla wants to drive your car, my advice is to let him, you see... For you, sir, a rum punch. Thank you. I can taste the rum, but where's the punch? [explosion] Ask a silly question...
 * Paul Richey
 * "That's When Love Can Begin Again"


 * Bill Blaylock and The Modern Sounds of Bluegrass
 * (instrumental)
 * Samples Sales
 * Topless cars
 * Doc Campbell
 * Nurse Goodbody left her motor running
 * Salute!
 * Haines Falls, New York, population 297
 * Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
 * The fastest angel food cake in the world
 * The Hagers
 * "Country Boy"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * KORN News
 * Grandpa and Ramona Jones
 * "Dooley"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Roses are red, and violets are green. I know it doesn't rhyme, but roses are red, and violets are green 'cause I saw them hangin' on the line.
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * "Satisfied"


 * Salute!
 * Pleasant Hill, Louisiana, population 907
 * Gordie's General Store
 * I'm a man of few words
 * Roy Clark
 * "Four Walls"
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * That gol'durn hardware store
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp, Gunilla Hutton
 * I was overjoyed the day of our weddin' For months I had dreamed of holding you tight But I saw the way our marriage was headin' You watched the TV on our wedding night
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well, we got quail on the menu, plump and round And mushrooms from the woods, fried up brown And home-canned peaches with rich whipped cream And fresh brewed coffee, the best you've ever seen Yum, yum!
 * Roy Clark
 * (instrumental)


 * Gordie Tapp
 * "Just to Hear All the Readers Digest"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Something wrong with my left lung
 * Weeping Willie
 * I broke my toe
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Ole Slew Foot"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"