Episode 1-07

Welcome to Hee Haw starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Outhouse
 * Hairy woman
 * Riddle and Phelps
 * Instrumental
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Roll Out the Red Carpet"
 * The Joke Fence - Gordie
 * Hey, I crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker. What happened? He not only delivered the message, but he knocked on the door.
 * The Moonshiners
 * You sell your hog?
 * The Culhanes
 * Grandpa's tired
 * The Hagers
 * "I've Just Seen a Face"


 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Show me a man in the salad years who drinks vinegar, and I'll show you a sour grape with mayonnaise in his sock.
 * KORN News
 * Tammy Wynette
 * "I Don't Wanna Play House"
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Candy bar in the yellow wrapper
 * The Outhouse
 * Dentist extracting a tooth
 * Junior Samples
 * Taking his dog into town
 * George Jones
 * "When the Grass Grows Over Me"
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * When I was your age, I could name all of the presidents
 * The Moonshiners
 * New litter of pups
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * I saw your buck tooth when I first met you, darlin' And it looked so funny, I wanted to laugh The one in the top, dear, it sure was a buck tooth But the one in the bottom was a buck and a half


 * The Joke Fence - Junior
 * I was a airplane mechanic in a dry-cleaning plant. What'd you do? I took care of the hangers.
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Adding another wing to the general hospital won't guarantee it'll get off the ground.
 * Roy Clark
 * "Yesterday When I Was Young"
 * The Culhanes
 * Cousin Lulu's annual birthday party
 * KORN News
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * Spell weather
 * Charlie Pride
 * "All I Have to Offer You Is Me"
 * The Moonshiners
 * The biggest potatoes
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Grandpa Jones
 * My folks came over on the Septemberflower


 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * You know, only one woman in ten can whistle audibly; "Audibly" is an old Tennessee drinking song.
 * The Outhouse
 * Archie the magician
 * Tammy Wynette
 * "Singing My Song"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Unemployment problem
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * New solvent
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Open Up Your Heart"
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well, it's makin' me hungrier'n a she-buzzard up a crabapple tree 'cuz we're havin' tater soup, corn fritters, sorghum, stewed tomaters, beet salad, and apple pie! Yum, yum!
 * KORN News


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * The Moonshiners
 * Somebody's been talking 'bout me
 * The Outhouse
 * Surgery
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * George Jones
 * "I'll Share My World with You"
 * The Culhanes
 * Golf balls the size of hailstones
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Your father was always a-drinkin' corn liquor Your mother would cry; on her knees she would beg He went on the wagon, and he came home sober The dog didn't know him so he bit his leg