Episode 12-11

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * Roger Maris
 * Sonny Curtis
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Ole Slew Foot"
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Nasty letters
 * The Naggers
 * Beans and bread
 * Justus O'Peace
 * What's the "S" stand for?
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * "Crackers"


 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Gordie, Grandpa, Roy, Archie
 * When it comes to courtin', ol' Archie ain't had no lack But in settlin' down, he just ain't got the knack He's gone from that'un to this'un and he still ain't made no decision Oh, I lean toward blondes but they keep pushin' me back
 * KORN News
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Limousine broke down
 * Sonny Curtis
 * "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
 * Kornfield Jokes


 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Roger Maris
 * Bass Pro Junior
 * Are you a good fisherman?
 * The Moonshiners
 * Fix up that old hound dog
 * Knock-Knock
 * Willette
 * Salute!
 * Sonny Curtis' hometown, Meadow, Texas, population 480
 * Lulu Roman
 * "One Day at a Time"
 * Salute!
 * Buford Jr's hometown, Possum Squat Hollow, population 1 hound dog, 1 chicken, 1 donkey, and 48 squattin' possums


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Tell a lie for ten dollars
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Barbara Mandrell
 * Nobody knows the name of my honey I'm not the kind to go kiss and tell I will say this, mustaches ain't funny But mine sure tickles Miss Barbara Mandrell
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Whittlin'
 * The Joke Fence - Cathy
 * I crossed fifty thousand pigs with fifty thousand deer. What'd you get? A hundred sows and bucks.
 * Sonny Curtis
 * "Less from Her"


 * "Uh-Huh, Oh Yeah"
 * My new gal
 * Real Incredible
 * Pam Carson's animals
 * Barbara Mandrell and Roy Clark
 * "Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * June weddings
 * The Weather Girl
 * Cincinnati snowstorm
 * Interview with John Henry Faulk
 * Raising money


 * Buck Owens
 * "Daddy Frank"
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Meet the folks
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Roger Maris
 * When I played baseball, it made you embarrassed I was so lousy, you'd boo and you'd shout Then you fell in love with old Roger Maris He broke Babe's record, and I just struck out
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Famous-name clothing
 * Salute!
 * Miss Winnie Conker's hometown, Adrian, Oregon, population 758
 * Doc Campbell
 * Cute Jim Hager
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * "Gone at Last"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"