Episode 13-14

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * David Frizzell & Shelly West
 * Oscar the Grouch
 * The Shoppe
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Roy! I'm Buck! It's time for Hee Haw. Yuk, yuk! With country fun To make you hoot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Oscar the Grouch
 * Roy and the Happy Hee Haw Harmonicas
 * "Cottonfields"
 * The Naggers
 * Alcohol in cider
 * Doc Campbell
 * Junior's splinter
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Grandpa Midas
 * The Joke Fence - Cathy
 * I crossed a Hee with a Haw. What'd you get? Well, you can see for yourself; it comes through here every week at the same time.


 * David Frizzell & Shelly West
 * "You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma"
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Suntan oil
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Maynard's in jail
 * The Weather Girl
 * Hawaii earthquake
 * Hee Haw Salutes Great Dates of American History
 * Bill of Rights
 * The Shoppe
 * "Doesn't Anybody Get High on Love Anymore"


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Knock-Knock
 * Ola
 * KORN News


 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * Salute!
 * The Shoppe's hometown, the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex, population one million one hundred fifty-five thousand
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Worried about Billy Bob
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * You ain't whistlin' "Dixie"
 * David Frizzell and Shelly West
 * "A Texas State of Mind"


 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Archie's brother's appendicitis
 * Buck Owens and Buddy Alan
 * "Let the World Keep on a Turnin'"
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Funny Methodist preacher
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Do you allow pets?


 * The Shoppe
 * "Alabama Jubilee"
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Gailard ran off with Lavern's wife
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * The Dixie Sisters share a letter
 * Salute!
 * Shelly West's hometown, Nashville, Tennessee, population 477,811
 * David Frizzell's hometown, Porterville, California, population 21,300
 * Hee Haw Dictionary
 * Ax
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * Instrumental


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"