Episode 12-02

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Merle Haggard
 * Leona Williams
 * The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * The Happy Hee Haw Harmonica Players (Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, ?, Jimmy Riddle)
 * "Listen to the Mockingbird"
 * The Weather Girl
 * Thunderstorm in Louisville
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Electric Chair
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Major League
 * Knock-Knock
 * Theresa
 * Merle Haggard
 * "Wake Up"


 * The Gossip Girls
 * Ida Lee's old husband ain't worth havin' I can't figure out what made her fall I tell you, when it comes to married bliss He's the biggest blister of 'em all
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * KORN News
 * Leona Williams
 * "Any Port in a Storm"
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Lisa's birthday check
 * The Naggers
 * New perfume
 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me
 * Archie's girl complained his love for her was phoney She called him stingy, said he loved her money only So he went on a buyin' binge, he got her a diamond ring I only hope she can keep up the payments on it


 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Daydreams About Night Things"
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Funny signs
 * Salute!
 * Merle Haggard's hometown, Bakersfield, California, population 205,000
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * What time is it?
 * Doc Campbell
 * Maynard's sick


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Electronic Security System
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Cancelled reservations to Europe
 * Merle Haggard and Leona Williams
 * "The Bull and the Beaver"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Raffle tickets
 * Buck Trent
 * "Moonshine Makes the World Go 'Round"


 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Interview with John Henry Faulk
 * A working majority
 * Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
 * Lip Lifters
 * Roy Clark
 * "Roll On Sweet Mississippi"
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Merle Haggard
 * Your friends told me that you were a braggart Boastin' your love could wear a man down You loved the socks right off Merle Haggard You drove that Okie right out of town
 * The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers
 * The Joke Fence
 * I crossed a bat with a surgeon. What'd you get? A fly-by-night operator.
 * Real Incredible, That's People
 * Edwin Cheek plays harmonica with no hands
 * Gordie's General Store
 * New color TV set exploded
 * The Moonshiners
 * Wish for something
 * Salute!
 * The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers' hometown, Oliver Springs, Tennessee, population 5,000
 * The Hee Haw Gospel Quartet (Kenny, Grandpa, Roy, Buck)
 * "Gone Home"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"