Episode 13-08

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Joe Stampley
 * Terri Gibbs
 * Boxcar Willie
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Roy! I'm Buck! It's time for Hee Haw. Yuk, yuk! With country fun To make you hoot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Punched George in the nose
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Gwendolyn and Roy are engaged
 * KORN News
 * Terri Gibbs
 * "Somebody's Knockin'"


 * The Joke Fence - Diana Goodman
 * I crossed a strip teaser with a tropical fruit. What'd you get? A banana that peels itself.
 * Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Archie, Grandpa, Roy, Gordie
 * Gordie's dress-up clothes are somethin' the gals adore The latest fashions is all he ever wore But now he's really got the blues since he bought some turtle-skin shoew It took me two days just to walk home from the store
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob ran out of gas
 * Joe Stampley
 * "I'm Gonna Love You Back to Loving Me Again"
 * Salute!
 * Terri Gibbs' hometown, Grovetown, Georgia, population 3,491
 * Knock-Knock
 * Anna
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * The offering
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Rumplestiltskin
 * Riddle and Phelps
 * Station break


 * Boxcar Willie
 * "Cold Windy City of Chicago
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * This hotel I love
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Swimmin' hole
 * Doc Campbell
 * Patient too weak to leave
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Basketball
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Shopping tour in Europe
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "I Don't Care"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Roy Clark, Roy Acuff, Ramona Jones, Jana Jae, Tommy Williams, and the Hee Haw Band
 * The Naggers
 * Elrod filling the salt shaker
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * If Misty mails a letter today
 * The Weather Girl
 * Rome NATO weapons demonstration


 * Terri Gibbs
 * "Rich Man"
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Do you take requests?
 * Joe Stampley
 * "Whiskey Chasin'"


 * The Joke Fence - Terry Gibbs
 * I crossed a midget with a bank teller. What'd you get? Short-changed.
 * Salute!
 * Robert Salaris' hometown, Athol, Massachusetts, population 11,185
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Stan's flashlights
 * Hee Haw Salutes Great Birthdays in American History
 * Abigail Adams
 * The Moonshiners
 * Sleeping with shoes on
 * The Million Dollar Band
 * "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"