Episode 12-12

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * George Jones
 * John Anderson
 * Susan Raye
 * Roy Acuff
 * We're back again with somethin' new. Hee Haw's been reborn. Tonight we're gonna offer you A whole new can of corn!

Skits and Songs

 * The Clark Clan
 * "Rubber Dollar Rag"
 * Knock-Knock
 * Iris
 * Interview with John Henry Faulk
 * Wonder machine
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Listen to Minnie
 * George Jones
 * "I'm Not Ready Yet"


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Susan Raye
 * "If You Want to Love Me"
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Awful wedded wife
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Preacher talk
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band


 * John Anderson
 * "Your Lying Blue Eyes"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Barber college football team
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Took the limousine to the car wash
 * Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
 * Life-size automatic back-scratcher
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * George was in jail
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Engagement ring
 * Buck Owens
 * "The Baptism of Jesse Taylor"


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Sell junk
 * Salute!
 * John Anderson's hometown, Apopka, Florida, population 8,000
 * The Weather Girl
 * Tulsa hailstones
 * George Jones
 * "He Stopped Loving Her Today"


 * The Moonshiners
 * Department store
 * Gordie's General Store
 * The cat that ate the canary
 * Roy Clark and Marty Stuart
 * "I Don't Love Nobody"
 * The Joke Fence
 * I crossed a match with a baby rabbit. What'd you get? Hot cross bunnies.
 * The Naggers
 * Glass for the henhouse
 * Minnie's Mirthday
 * Cross a rooster with a rooster


 * John Anderson
 * If There Were No Memories"
 * KORN News
 * Salute!
 * Mrs. Colleen Meyers' hometown, Bat Cave, North Carolina, population 410
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Junior wants Roy's job
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * George's love letter
 * Doc Campbell
 * Nurse Goodbody's marvelous figure
 * Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
 * "Shake My Mother's Hand for Me"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"