Episode 3-21

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Waylon Jennings
 * Jessi Colter
 * Johnny Bench

Skits and Songs

 * The Joke Fence - Lisa
 * I crossed IBM and LSD. What'd you get? A business trip
 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Get Along Home, Cindy"
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Moonshiners
 * Your boy got a letter saying he was fired
 * Waylon Jennings
 * "Good Hearted Woman"


 * Doc Campbell
 * I bet you get a big charge outta bein' a doctor
 * Jessi Colter
 * "I'm Not Lisa"
 * Salute!
 * Turkey Ridge, South Dakota, population twelve
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Our new neighbor
 * KORN News
 * Roy Clark and The Sound Generation
 * "Take Me Home, Country Roads"


 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * I'll never forget the first house I ever owned. I furnished the entire three rooms for eight dollars, and that's the truth.  I took seven dollars and spent it on gas and went around collecting my friends' old cast away furniture. What about the eighth dollar? Oh, I kept it.
 * The Hagers
 * "Mystery Train"
 * Pauline and Pierre
 * Pierre, how old are you?
 * Samples Sales
 * Does anyone speak German?
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well, would you like to have some good mutton stew You can, and lots of mint jelly too Fresh hot biscuits baked to a tee And apple cider for you and me Yum, yum!
 * The Joke Fence - Sherry
 * Did you hear about the neurotic bloodhound? No, what happened? He thought people were followin' him.
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Your pa was a drinker, and it made him look awful Your poor old mother, the looks he would give 'er Bags under his eyes, I remember he looked like The butcher peekin' over two pounds of wet liver
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Ain't It Amazing Gracie"


 * Riddle and Phelps
 * What kinda noise annoys an oyster?
 * Roy Clark, Bobby Thompson, and Jackie Phelps
 * "Bury Me Beneath the Willow"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Why'd you let that patient slip into unconsciousness
 * The Culhanes
 * Playing bridge
 * Stringbean's Letter from Home
 * Uncle Ned's in the hospital again
 * Waylon Jennings and Jessi Colter
 * "I Ain't the One"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Is it right to marry a man for his money?
 * The Moonshiners
 * I always do my hardest chore before breakfast


 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * [plays tape] Good evening, Mr. Sternwheeler. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to self-destruct in five seconds.  Five, four, three, two, one... [explosion] Mission accomplished.
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Tired of you guys pulling tricks on me
 * Lisa Todd as "Sunshine Cornsilk"
 * "That's All I Want from You"


 * Waylon Jennings
 * "Me and Bobby McGee"
 * Salute!
 * Beefhide, Kentucky, population 753
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Joke Fence - Gunilla
 * Did you hear about the woman whose husband went crazy? No, what happened? She didn't mind; she thought he was better off.
 * Doc Campbell
 * Minnie, I don't know how to say this
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "My Heart Skips a Beat"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"