Episode 1-19

Welcome to Hee Haw starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

Skits and Songs

 * Kornfield Jokes
 * The Moonshiners
 * What did Roy say when he dropped the sledge hammer on his big toe?
 * The Joke Fence - A Hager
 * I crossed a caterpillar with a Japanese beetle. What'd you get? A kamikaze butterfly.
 * Buck Owens and Don Rich
 * "We Were Made for Each Other"
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * If the world were totally without bedbugs, it would have been necessary to invent them.
 * Doc Campbell
 * Gordie, you've got the ugliest body I've ever seen
 * The Hee Haw Amateur Minute
 * Harlan Pickney - world's greatest amateur contortionist
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * My friends said "Beware, that girl is the devil She has the looks of an old grizzly bear" I didn't believe they were dead on the level You gave me backaches but you didn't care
 * KORN News
 * Merle Haggard
 * "I Take a Lot of Pride in What I Am"


 * The Culhanes
 * Annual trip upstairs
 * Salute!
 * Ajo, Arizona, population 7,049
 * Gordie's General Store
 * That chicken didn't have a wishbone
 * Noble Barrett
 * Cuckoo clock impression
 * The Joke Fence - Archie
 * Hey, I crossed a homin' pigeon with a woodpecker. What'd you get? A bird that not only delivers the message but he knocks on the door.
 * The Hagers
 * "Six Days on the Road"
 * The Hee Haw Players
 * "Let Us Fly"
 * The Moonshiners
 * The man that marries my daughter'll get a prize
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * We'll have porcupine meatballs and striped gravy Side meat sliced in black eyed peas Fried peach pies, hot or cold And a great big platter of stewed auger holes Yum, yum!


 * Loretta Lynn
 * "Fist City"
 * The Hambone Brothers and Roy
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Hockey
 * The Joke Fence - Jeannine
 * I crossed Betty Crocker with Lawrence Welk. What'd you get? Pie are squared.
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * It seems that, if every time we saw a new road and started wandering down it to find out where it went, we wouldn't be home much before dark.
 * Roy Clark
 * "Meet Mister Callaghan"


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Merle Haggard
 * "I Started Loving You Again"
 * The Joke Fence - Gunilla
 * I crossed a popcorn kernel with buckwheat flour. What'd you get? Pancakes that flip themselves.
 * The Moonshiners
 * Right there on his tombstone
 * KORN News
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
 * Remember the time that we rode, my darlin' On an old-fashioned bus to the end of your street When I think of how you embarrassed me, sweetheart You stood up and asked me if I'd hold your seat
 * The Culhanes
 * Color TV


 * Salute!
 * Mandan, North Dakota, population 10,525
 * Doc Campbell
 * Reducin' pills
 * Grandpa Jones
 * The preacher came to visit
 * Loretta Lynn
 * "Dear Uncle Sam"
 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * Why is it, every time you get everything straightened out, someone comes along and sells you a pound of cheese?
 * The Joke Fence - Lulu
 * I crossed a railroad track with a car. What'd you get? A hundred dollars' worth of scrap.
 * Buck Owens and Susan Raye
 * "Love Is Strange"
 * The Moonshiners
 * Sally refused to marry Luke
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Doc Campbell
 * Grandpa's marryin' an eighteen-year-old girl