Episode 13-09

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Kitty Wells
 * Doc Severinsen
 * The Thrasher Brothers
 * Lamar Alexander
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Buck! I must be Roy! It's time for Hee Haw. Oh boy! With country music And jokes to boot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Hee Haw Honky Tonk
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Billy Bob had a flat tire
 * Doc Campbell
 * Charlie wants something to put him in a fightin' mood
 * The Weather Girl
 * Pakistan eclipse
 * John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
 * The light bulb


 * Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Fallin' for You"
 * Lulu's Truck Stop
 * Grandpa and the Dixie sisters
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Misty needs the elevator
 * The Naggers
 * Ma's pot pie is raw
 * Doc Severnsen, Bill Knopp, Davina Johnson
 * "In Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home", "Duelin' Banjos", "Orange Blossom Special"


 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Real Incredible
 * Billy Bogey (Gailard) catches a golf ball
 * Salute!
 * Alice Widmer's hometown, Lathrop, California, population 3,400
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Sleeping Beauty
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * New Doc in town
 * The Thrasher Brothers
 * "Smooth Southern Highway"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Buck Owens, Roy Clark, Minnie Pearl, Lamar Alexander
 * "Going Down the Road Feeling Bad"
 * Salute!
 * Doc Severinsen's hometown, Arlington, Oregon, population less than 600
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * The rounder
 * Goober's Service Station
 * New hot tub


 * The Joke Fence - Lisa
 * Hey, didja hear about the little bitty sailor? No. He went to sleep on his watch.
 * Kitty Wells
 * "Ashes of Love"
 * KORN News
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Lamar Alexander
 * You love Tennessee, and that's to your credit And Nashville, you said, was music and fun And who was the one who deserves all the credit? Lamar Alexander, he gets things done
 * Knock-Knock
 * Howard
 * The Moonshiners
 * Growing up on the farm
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Gailard's drinking
 * Doc Severinsen and Roy Clark
 * "Blues, Stay Away from Me"


 * The Gossip Girls - Lulu, Mackenzie (Misty, Gunilla)
 * Lisa never worries 'bout the future She likes to think positive instead Confidence is one of Lisa's strong points She writes her diary up two weeks ahead
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Misty's letter's too heavy
 * Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
 * "Just Over in the Glory Land"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"