Episode 13-04

Welcome to Hee Haw '82 with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
 * Audrey Landers
 * Earl Thomas Conley
 * Willis, Carlan & Quinn
 * And the whole Hee Haw gang!

I'm Roy! I'm Buck! It's time for Hee Haw. Yuk, yuk! With country fun To make you hoot Welcome, America Salute!

Skits and Songs

 * Kornfield Post Office
 * Grandpa, why are you limpin'?
 * The Naggers
 * Grave certificate
 * Audrey Landers
 * "Am I the Fool"


 * Earl Thomas Conley
 * "Fire and Smoke"
 * The Farmer's Daughter
 * Could we have Billy Bob for dinner
 * Reverend Grady Nutt
 * Hillside cemeteries
 * Real Incredible
 * Buford Bovine (Gordie Tapp) is marrying a cow
 * Willis, Carlan & Quinn
 * "Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms"


 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Slim's movies
 * Salute!
 * Earl Thomas Conley's hometown, Portsmouth, Ohio, population 25,943
 * Goober's Service Station
 * Streetcar Named Desire
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "You'll Never Miss the Water"


 * Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
 * Charlie McCoy, Roy Clark, and the whole Hee Haw Harmonica Brigade (Gordie, Jimmy, Grandpa)
 * Instrumental
 * The Weather Girl
 * Ireland International Drinking Contest
 * Knock-Knock
 * Alec
 * Salute!
 * Audrey Landers' hometown, Valley Cottage, New York, population 20,000
 * KORN News
 * Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
 * Roy the Pied Picker
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone!" - Kenny Price, Audrey Landers
 * Last night I saw your old girlfriend Alice Said you were playing a brand new scene I said I saw you last time in Dallas Running around with Mr. Clean


 * The Quilting Bee
 * Days 'til my wedding
 * Colonel Daddy's Daughter
 * Robin Hood
 * Empty Arms Hotel
 * Professor Wealthybottom
 * Audrey Landers
 * "The Town Is Talking"


 * Gordie's General Store
 * Stan's manual vacuum cleaner
 * The Moonshiners
 * Can drinking drown your problem
 * Salute!
 * Willis, Carlan & Quinn's hometown, Panama City, Florida, population 90,000
 * Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Invisible guitar
 * Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
 * "Everybody Will Be Happy over There"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "So Long"