Episode 4-16

Welcome to Hee Haw with special guests: and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!
 * Tennessee Ernie Ford
 * Sammi Smith
 * Charlie McCoy

Skits and Songs

 * Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang
 * "Walking in the Sunshine"
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Gordie's General Store
 * Old Seth Wilkins' house burnt down
 * The Moonshiners
 * Move to the city
 * Ask Buck?
 * Low-cut dresses
 * Tennessee Ernie Ford and the whole gang - Grandpa, Stringbean, Roy, Gordie, George
 * "Little Liza Jane"


 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Fraulein"
 * The Quilting Bee
 * Is Molly making a good wife?
 * The Joke Fence - Misty
 * I crossed an elephant with a gopher. What'd you get? Some awfully big holes in the back yard.
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * I'm a great admirer of the Chinese. They've given us many great inventions such as acupuncture, dragons, laundry, and uh, let me see, what else have the Chinese invented?  How 'bout this? [hands Sam a box] Ah yes, the Chinese puzzle box. No, Look inside.  [explosion] Oh yes, gunpowder.
 * Justus O'Peace
 * Ern is accused of stealing a box of cigars


 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone"
 * Now we got along, my life was real sunny But only one thing would ruin our fun I know you loved me but you worshiped money And you got mad when I offered you none
 * Salute!
 * Sammi Smith's hometown, Guymon, Oklahoma, population 7,674
 * Charlie McCoy
 * "Orange Blossom Special"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Weepin' Willie's check came back
 * KORN News
 * Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
 * "Down with Diets"
 * At the Schoolhouse
 * I'll probably go down in history


 * Gordie's General Store
 * Gordie's boy's out of college
 * Weeping Willie
 * My wife asked what time it was
 * Pickin' and Grinnin'
 * Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
 * Something easy
 * Roy Clark
 * "For Once in My Life"
 * Archie's Barber Shop
 * Just a shave
 * Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
 * Well, something tonight that'd be a treat A big fresh roast of good moose meat A fresh green salad and carrots and peas And cups o' hot tea you can drink with ease
 * Oh, that's horrible, that's the worst.
 * Cook it yourself, then.
 * The Nashville Edition
 * "Glory Special"
 * Doc Campbell
 * Appendectomy, tonsillectomy
 * Samuel B. Sternwheeler
 * A sage word of advice to all hunters: Gunpowder and alcohol don't mix; it won't shoot, and it tastes extremely unpleasant.
 * "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
 * I always thought I had the respect of my wife She had learned me almost all I knowed in life As for intelligence, she said I'd have a sixth sense She said I sure didn't show any sign of the other five
 * The Naggers
 * A stranger'd think I was just a cook in this house
 * The Hagers
 * "Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu"


 * Samples Sales
 * PSA from the Kornfield County Highway Patrol
 * "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Tennessee Ernie Ford
 * Remember we fought so many times over That grandfather's clock that I found in town You wanted it at the top of the staircase I said you couldn't, or it would run down
 * Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
 * "Georgia Piney Woods"
 * Pauline and Pierre
 * Do beavers get cavities?
 * Salute!
 * Four States, West Virginia, population 500
 * Kornfield Jokes
 * Sammi Smith
 * "The Toast of '45"


 * The Hee Haw Gang
 * "We Love the Time We Spend with You"